An interesting thing happened to me while out in the field recently. I was shooting some footage for a story when I was approached by two men, and the conversation went along the lines of this:
Man 1: Heyyy, don't I know you from somewhere?
Me: Hm, well maybe I-
Man 2: Ya, I know, you're that Tonka girl...
(slightly awkward pause)
Me: Um, I'm sorry who?
Man 2: You're that Tonka girl, right?
(Tonka trucks? What?)
Man 1: No, it's Tayla, she's that Tayla girl.
(Oh wow.)
Me: (inward sigh)...Tila? You mean Tila?
Man 1: Yes! That Tila Tequila chick, you're a lot bigger in person and you have darker hair.
(At a loss for words)
Me: No, I'm not Tila Tequila.
Man 1: Really? Are you sure you're not that Tila chick?
Me:) Yes, I'm pretty sure I'm not her.
Man 2: Well, you should get a job pretending to be that chick.
(brilliant)
Man 1: What do you do then?
Me: I'm a reporter for-
Man 2: See! I told you I'd seen her on TV.
Man 1: Shoot, you're still wrong though. I like that Tila girl, do you know her?
Now, where do I begin in describing the many many thoughts that ran through my mind during the course of this rather strange conversation. At first I thought these two guys were kidding. I quickly realized they were not.
First time being mistaken for a VH1 reality TV show host. Not the first time I've been asked if I know other Asians (ie Michelle Kwan) I do wish I knew her but alas, real life doesn't quite work that way. While these 2 guys were seriously meant these questions, they were asked harmlessly...I guess. Who can keep up with the current style of Tila's hair and who can say if she wasn't spending an evening in Central Texas?
Signing off, Tonka Tequila.
